Cuck Wall King Rash Guard

### **North South Supply Co. – “Cuck Wall King” Rash Guard**

**Bow Down. Kneel Up. Wall-Sit Your Way Into Infamy.**

Step aside, mortals. The **Cuck Wall King** has arrived—crowned not by combat, but by the sacred act of **avoiding getting your soul folded like a cheap gi**. This rash guard is for the grappler who knows exactly when to roll… and exactly when to “accidentally” make eye contact with the clock instead of the 220-lb purple belt hunting for a partner.

This isn’t just a parody—it's a proclamation. A declaration that you, noble wall-sitter, have ascended beyond shame. You’re not running from hard rolls—you’re **seducing fate**. You’re the **patron saint of selective participation**, the **sweaty monarch of strategic cowardice**, and the **undisputed ruler of the mats’ most erotic no-go zone: the wall.**

**Features:**
🍔 **High-stretch, compression fit** – Holds you tighter than that one white belt who doesn’t understand tempo.
🍔 **Moisture-wicking fabric** – Because nothing says “don’t pick me” like glistening like a rotisserie chicken.
🍔 **King-level parody crest** – Loud enough to announce, “Yes, I’m avoiding rounds, and yes, I look damn good doing it.”
🍔 **Indestructible stitching** – Built for the moment you finally get dragged into a roll you absolutely did not consent to.

Wear it when you’re feeling bold. Wear it when you’re feeling scared. Wear it when you’re pretending to stretch while you catch your breath like you’re in a 90s adult film.

You’re the **Cuck Wall King**.
And this is your throne.

**North South Supply Co.**
*Bend the knee—or bend the guard. Dealer’s choice.*


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!