DR PEGGER – The “Spicy Roll” Rash Guard

🔥 DR PEGGER – The “Spicy Roll” Rash Guard 🔥
For grapplers who like their pressure carbonated.

Introducing the Dr Pegger Rash Guard, the only grappling top inspired by everyone’s favorite 23-flavor soda… if that soda also heel-hooked you, passed your guard, and whispered “keep your frames, bro” while applying shoulder pressure.

Designed with a parody logo that definitely looks like Dr Pepper but absolutely isn’t (lawyers, relax), this rashguard delivers:

🥤 23 Flavors of Pain Resistance – Whether you're getting smashed by a black belt or stuck under that one white belt who thinks rolling is WWE, this rash guard stays strong.

🥤 Anti-Fizzle Fabric – Sweat-wicking, durable, and built to survive knee-on-belly and “accidental” elbows.

🥤 Carbonation-Level Compression – Just tight enough to keep you looking sharp without cutting off circulation to your last remaining brain cell during sparring.

🥤 Guaranteed to Get a Laugh – Expect at least three chuckles, two “bro what?” reactions, and one coach shaking their head.

Perfect for open mats, memes, and intimidating opponents through confusion alone.

Grab your Dr Pegger Rash Guard today — because nothing hydrates your ego like a good parody. 🥤💪😂

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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