Thats My Ass Bro Stop Rash Guard

“That’s My Ass Bro, Stop” Rashguard

For the grappler who spends half the round defending takedowns and the other half defending their personal space, we proudly present the “That’s My Ass Bro, Stop” Rashguard — inspired by the Bass Pro logo but definitely not endorsed by Bass Pro Shops (please don’t call them).

With a clean outdoorsy vibe and lettering that screams exactly what you’re thinking during every awkward scramble, this rashguard is built to handle all the pulling, grabbing, squeezing, and questionable hand placement your teammates insist is “just jiu-jitsu, bro.”

Crafted with durable, sweat-wicking fabric and reinforced stitching, it’s tough enough for hard rolls and subtle enough for that one training partner who needs a gentle reminder about boundaries.

Perfect for: nogi nights, accidental butt grabs, and anyone who wants to make the whole gym laugh mid-round.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!